Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu...
''Prajarajyaniki'' swaagatham palukuthu nava samaaja nirmananiki naandi palukuthu yuvasakthi tharapuna e suresh subabhinandhanalu...''Jai chiranjeeva''.
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Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.
<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?
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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu. (pradeep)
Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....
Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....
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Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
Kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
Kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu yadhalo
Vedukolu cheptu
Haiga nidurinchu nedthama
Sai kumar famous dialog:
exam lo kanipinche 3 paperlu...
question paper, answer paper, hall ticket,
aite
kanapadani aa 4 papere ra slip
SHAKILA: amma na pelli appudu chestav? enka enni rojulu agali
MOM: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu tanu navvite pelli kayam.....
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz nenu abcd lu rasi pampistunna nuvvu 123 lu raasi pampinchu.......keep smiling
Dad: if u pass the exam I'll present 1 cycle
Son:i fail?
Dad:i'll present u 10 cycles
Son:why 10 dad?
Dad: To open cycle shop
Elephant:Darling nuvvu oppukunte ninnu pelli chesukunta.
Ant:ennisarlu cheppali ma entilo inter cast marriages opukoru. Nannu marachipo dear.
Teacher say students 2 write an essay on cricket match
All were busy in writing except sardar
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He wrote "Due to rain, No match"
Teacher: If a=b,b=c then a=c, can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love my teacher,teacher love her daughter so i love teacher's daughter......
Sardar: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Friend: Then what happend?
Sardar: Nothing, she married the post man.
Sardarji fixed his marriage on may 2nd. He sent invitation to his friends
like this--------->
"Marriage is on May 2nd plz come on 1st night and help me..............
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no:pampistunna. press down
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
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balupu(neelage)..
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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nesthama.
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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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Enjoy.... :lol:
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat?
A: Fast food
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
SARDAR SMS
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
Sardar was writing something veryslowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
Sardar was writing something veryslowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Telugu SMS
Telugu Lo..... SMS
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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1234567890?%-&+= emito janalu em pampina chaduvutharu na msg ante intha craz!
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Adi 1927
july 6 friday,
ardha raatri
time 12:10
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em
pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko. :ta unt:
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
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Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....
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Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru... :da nce1:
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Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante????? :bangh ead: :rockon :
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi.... dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa let, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani...
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Gulabi andam kanna...
Sampangi suvasana kanna....
Mallela telladanam kanna....
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.
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B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no ampistunna. press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..
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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra..
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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku....
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GEMINI TV-lO
E-TV-lO
TEJA TV-lo
TV-9-lo
Email-lo
Post-lo
Cheppalani anukunnanu kani finance problem
So SMS lo chebutunna
Good mring.................
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Babu" vicks ki sex ki theda emiti?
Raasukuni padukunedi vicks,
padukuniraasukunedi sex
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Vizag ki beach keka
Tirumal ki venkanna keka
kakinada ki kaaja keka
bandharu ki bandharuladu keka,
Alage ne cell ki na msgs kekoooo keka
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Jananam oka suprabhatham,
Maranam oka sandhyaa geetham,
Jeevitham sukha-dhukhala sangamam andhulo nee sneham oka amrutham kaavyam
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naa mobile ki accident iyyindhi.
adhi ICU lo undhi.
dr NOKIA emo dhaniki
chala sms bottles pettali annadu
so please sms-s plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
---have a good day
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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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annaya ee tokkalo messagelento naku ardham kavtamledhu....
eppudu echamani kadhu annaya messge vachinda ledha...
sent by pandu gadi fan SOORI
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Software Movies Coming In Future:
1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
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u r my best friend.
kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 123
chepthanu
nuvvu dhukei.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.
gud morn'g
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if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
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Grahambel found telephone.
Edison found electricity.
Marconi found radio.
Columbus found america.
nuvvu matram
thini paduko...
GOOD night...!
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali...
ha ha ha
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nedthama
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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GRAND NEW UNBELIVEABLE YEARLY OFFER!!!
Meru me GF ni na degarki pampinchan di
mari meeku oka Papa FREE
HURRY UP..!
Modati 10 ki twins dorykay avakasham
torga pampandi offer stock unanta varake…
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy
oka chiti dhooma !!!!
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Congratulation...
me phone lo oka manchi puzzle game
download aainde
aadalante
phone ni oka godaku visaray
tarvata vatine joint chay
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Tirigi raanidi kaalam..
Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..
Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..
Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..
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Meku SMS mening telusa s : simham pampite m : monky chadive s : small file enti entasepu ala chustav nu vu kuda e sms nu me frds ku 4wrd chesi nuvu simham avu
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....
Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
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Lancham unnchota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE " coolguyram" Untadu...
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Telugu Cenema Bikni sms
Drona lo Priyamani bikni
cinema flop
Billa lo Anushka, Billa cenima avg
Heroins to Labham ledani MITRUDU Lo
Balakrishna Bikini lo Vastunnadu !
Be ready!!
Telugu jokes many more Enjoy!!!!!!!!11
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trisha : ama nenu shampu esuku...
trisha : ama nenu shampu esukunedha seekai esukunedha mundhu thalupu esuko leka pothe part 2 vasthundhiiii
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Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY.....
Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY..MEKU EMINA GIFT ICHHE ALAVATUNTE NA NOMBER KI ''RECHARGE '' CHESI ASHIRVADHINCHANDI ....GOOD N8...SWEET DREAMS
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Nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=k...
nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=kiss i=ivvalani a=nipeisthunndi
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thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout avuthunna,
adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley vaadini.
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Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job istav..
nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...
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HRUDAYAM ANU THAPALA BILLA MINDA SNEHAM ANU POSTAL MUDRA GUDDI ENCHAKKA ETOO VELLI POYAVU NENU EETU VELLANU CHIRUNAAMA RAYANIDE,,..
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Nadi Ratri Samayam lo Siri Vennela Teeram lo Vudainche Suryunila vikasinche Ni Navvu Kosam Yedhuru Chusthu Waiting 4 YOU..!
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nidurinche vela nayanamlo oka kala aa kalani chustu gundello spandinche oka prathibimbam kala karigipoyeloga prathibimbabanni chethiloki thisuko nestham
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Nee Premani Panchu Naa Hrudayapu Tanchu Manisini Matram Kanchu Nalo Manchini Yencho Manchivadine Inchuminchu
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kanti venuka kalala vekuva karigiponundi repati vekuvaki jariponundi mapati velugulaki prthispandiche hrudayam vunte velugula pallakini testundi lekunte chikatilo vuge vuyalalo kanumarugowtundi
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Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu....
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Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
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Matalalo cheppalenidi.., bhavalalo chupalenidi.., naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi? Ani adigite.... Vivarinchaleni maunam m edi.
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BABY MONKEY:Amma vaanaruddu narudaiyaadu kadha....mari,narudu vaanarudeppudowtaadu. PARENT MONKEY:EE SMS chadavadam poortaiyaaka
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neeku call cheddham ante free calls levu......... SMS cheddham anukunte msg offer ledhu......... pini mail chedham anukunte intlo net ledhu.......... kalisi matladadham ante time ledhu............... nannu kshaminchaku
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kalam kavithalani marachina pashulu egaradam marachina nemali natyam marachina nuvvu nanu marachina nannu nenuu maruvanu
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CHUSI NATEE CHUSTAVU....... CHUDA NATEE CHESTAVU....... CHUSI KUDA CHUDALEDHATAVU..... CHUSINA VALLADHARIKI CHUDALEDHU ANIPISTAVU.... CHUSI CHUSI NI CHIRU NAVVU LATHO NI KOTE CHUPULATHO NANNU MEMARIPISTAVU AVARU NIVU CHELI
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Nuvvu yeduti vari nunchi yemi kavalani korukuntavo adi nuvvu variki ivvagaligi vundali...adi prema ,sneham,aapyayata,anuragam,
sahayam yedaina kanivvandi....
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Preema oka shakthi,dhanini srustinchalemu, Nasanam cheyalemu,kevalam Oka rupam nunchi maro rupamki marchagalam. E roju Deepa, Repu Rupa, YELLUNDI INKO PAPA.....
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Jananam oka suprabatam maranam oka sandya geetham rendinti madya jeevitham sukadukkala sangamam andulo nee sneham oka amrutam.
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mottam mere chesaru antha mere chesaru DAD: EM chesanu ra Son: E beer mere select chestaru adi naku correct ani mere decide chestaru naku danni visiresi naku wisky kavali ani aravalanipistundi bar ki pampistaru nenedo tagalani veltanu kani meru nakante munde phone chesi ma vadiki mini beer ivvandi lekapote vadu vomting chesukuntadu ani cheptaru navvutunaru nana nannu choosi chivariki cigarete ela kalchalo kuda mere chepte muthi kalipotundi nana its u r ram
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premante vurumu lekunna merupu merisinatlu.... mabbulu lekunna varsham kurishinatlu... jabilli lekunna vennela pandinatlu.... na anumathi lekunna na hrudaya samrajyam loki vachchavu antalonee adrusyamaii aapukoleni virahanni migilchavu o prema novvotti vishadhama leka pashanama .....!!!!
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Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani. Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani.
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LOVE ANADI CHEWING GUMLANTIDI,ADI STARTINGLO MATHRAMA SWEETGA UNTUNDI KANI FRIENDSHIP ANADI CHOCLATE LANTIDI ADI CHIVARI VARAKU TASTE GANA UNTUNDI...........
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Mana Andhra Pradesh population 7 Crore paina vundi, veeri lo peddalu, pillalu, yuvathi yuvakulu, musali vallu, pilllu, students, verilo aneka mathalu anaga hindhus, muslims, christains..unnaru Enti.. E sodi antha anukunnara? just wait pai telipina vallalo e "cnu" kuda okadu ani cheppataniki chala garva paduthunnanu... aithe meku enti anukunutunnara... vella andharilo ippatike kontha mandi nidra loki vella swapnalokamulo viharisthunnaru...emi ledandi vadilo nenu okadine kada... nenu kuda nidra loki jarukuntunnanani cheppakane chepthunna.
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challani gali, nallani akasham, chukkallo chandrudu, chuttu cheekati, oorantha nishabdham neeku emani pisthundho gani nakku mathram nidhrosthundhi "g98"
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Entha uravaga erundalum athil unmayana anbu erundal than neengal vilagi nindralum ungalai virumbi varum
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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1234567890?%-&+= emito janalu em pampina chaduvutharu na msg ante intha craz!
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Adi 1927
july 6 friday,
ardha raatri
time 12:10
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em
pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko. :ta unt:
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
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Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....
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Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru... :da nce1:
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Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante????? :bangh ead: :rockon :
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi.... dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa let, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani...
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Gulabi andam kanna...
Sampangi suvasana kanna....
Mallela telladanam kanna....
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.
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B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no ampistunna. press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..
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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra..
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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku....
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GEMINI TV-lO
E-TV-lO
TEJA TV-lo
TV-9-lo
Email-lo
Post-lo
Cheppalani anukunnanu kani finance problem
So SMS lo chebutunna
Good mring.................
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Babu" vicks ki sex ki theda emiti?
Raasukuni padukunedi vicks,
padukuniraasukunedi sex
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Vizag ki beach keka
Tirumal ki venkanna keka
kakinada ki kaaja keka
bandharu ki bandharuladu keka,
Alage ne cell ki na msgs kekoooo keka
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Jananam oka suprabhatham,
Maranam oka sandhyaa geetham,
Jeevitham sukha-dhukhala sangamam andhulo nee sneham oka amrutham kaavyam
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naa mobile ki accident iyyindhi.
adhi ICU lo undhi.
dr NOKIA emo dhaniki
chala sms bottles pettali annadu
so please sms-s plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
---have a good day
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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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annaya ee tokkalo messagelento naku ardham kavtamledhu....
eppudu echamani kadhu annaya messge vachinda ledha...
sent by pandu gadi fan SOORI
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Software Movies Coming In Future:
1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
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u r my best friend.
kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 123
chepthanu
nuvvu dhukei.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.
gud morn'g
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if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
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Grahambel found telephone.
Edison found electricity.
Marconi found radio.
Columbus found america.
nuvvu matram
thini paduko...
GOOD night...!
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali...
ha ha ha
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nedthama
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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GRAND NEW UNBELIVEABLE YEARLY OFFER!!!
Meru me GF ni na degarki pampinchan di
mari meeku oka Papa FREE
HURRY UP..!
Modati 10 ki twins dorykay avakasham
torga pampandi offer stock unanta varake…
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy
oka chiti dhooma !!!!
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Congratulation...
me phone lo oka manchi puzzle game
download aainde
aadalante
phone ni oka godaku visaray
tarvata vatine joint chay
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Tirigi raanidi kaalam..
Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..
Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..
Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..
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Meku SMS mening telusa s : simham pampite m : monky chadive s : small file enti entasepu ala chustav nu vu kuda e sms nu me frds ku 4wrd chesi nuvu simham avu
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....
Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lancham unnchota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE " coolguyram" Untadu...
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Telugu Cenema Bikni sms
Drona lo Priyamani bikni
cinema flop
Billa lo Anushka, Billa cenima avg
Heroins to Labham ledani MITRUDU Lo
Balakrishna Bikini lo Vastunnadu !
Be ready!!
Telugu jokes many more Enjoy!!!!!!!!11
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trisha : ama nenu shampu esuku...
trisha : ama nenu shampu esukunedha seekai esukunedha mundhu thalupu esuko leka pothe part 2 vasthundhiiii
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Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY.....
Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY..MEKU EMINA GIFT ICHHE ALAVATUNTE NA NOMBER KI ''RECHARGE '' CHESI ASHIRVADHINCHANDI ....GOOD N8...SWEET DREAMS
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Nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=k...
nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=kiss i=ivvalani a=nipeisthunndi
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thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout avuthunna,
adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley vaadini.
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Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job istav..
nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...
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HRUDAYAM ANU THAPALA BILLA MINDA SNEHAM ANU POSTAL MUDRA GUDDI ENCHAKKA ETOO VELLI POYAVU NENU EETU VELLANU CHIRUNAAMA RAYANIDE,,..
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Nadi Ratri Samayam lo Siri Vennela Teeram lo Vudainche Suryunila vikasinche Ni Navvu Kosam Yedhuru Chusthu Waiting 4 YOU..!
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nidurinche vela nayanamlo oka kala aa kalani chustu gundello spandinche oka prathibimbam kala karigipoyeloga prathibimbabanni chethiloki thisuko nestham
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Nee Premani Panchu Naa Hrudayapu Tanchu Manisini Matram Kanchu Nalo Manchini Yencho Manchivadine Inchuminchu
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kanti venuka kalala vekuva karigiponundi repati vekuvaki jariponundi mapati velugulaki prthispandiche hrudayam vunte velugula pallakini testundi lekunte chikatilo vuge vuyalalo kanumarugowtundi
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Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu....
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Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
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Matalalo cheppalenidi.., bhavalalo chupalenidi.., naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi? Ani adigite.... Vivarinchaleni maunam m edi.
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BABY MONKEY:Amma vaanaruddu narudaiyaadu kadha....mari,narudu vaanarudeppudowtaadu. PARENT MONKEY:EE SMS chadavadam poortaiyaaka
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neeku call cheddham ante free calls levu......... SMS cheddham anukunte msg offer ledhu......... pini mail chedham anukunte intlo net ledhu.......... kalisi matladadham ante time ledhu............... nannu kshaminchaku
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kalam kavithalani marachina pashulu egaradam marachina nemali natyam marachina nuvvu nanu marachina nannu nenuu maruvanu
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CHUSI NATEE CHUSTAVU....... CHUDA NATEE CHESTAVU....... CHUSI KUDA CHUDALEDHATAVU..... CHUSINA VALLADHARIKI CHUDALEDHU ANIPISTAVU.... CHUSI CHUSI NI CHIRU NAVVU LATHO NI KOTE CHUPULATHO NANNU MEMARIPISTAVU AVARU NIVU CHELI
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Nuvvu yeduti vari nunchi yemi kavalani korukuntavo adi nuvvu variki ivvagaligi vundali...adi prema ,sneham,aapyayata,anuragam,
sahayam yedaina kanivvandi....
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Preema oka shakthi,dhanini srustinchalemu, Nasanam cheyalemu,kevalam Oka rupam nunchi maro rupamki marchagalam. E roju Deepa, Repu Rupa, YELLUNDI INKO PAPA.....
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Jananam oka suprabatam maranam oka sandya geetham rendinti madya jeevitham sukadukkala sangamam andulo nee sneham oka amrutam.
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mottam mere chesaru antha mere chesaru DAD: EM chesanu ra Son: E beer mere select chestaru adi naku correct ani mere decide chestaru naku danni visiresi naku wisky kavali ani aravalanipistundi bar ki pampistaru nenedo tagalani veltanu kani meru nakante munde phone chesi ma vadiki mini beer ivvandi lekapote vadu vomting chesukuntadu ani cheptaru navvutunaru nana nannu choosi chivariki cigarete ela kalchalo kuda mere chepte muthi kalipotundi nana its u r ram
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premante vurumu lekunna merupu merisinatlu.... mabbulu lekunna varsham kurishinatlu... jabilli lekunna vennela pandinatlu.... na anumathi lekunna na hrudaya samrajyam loki vachchavu antalonee adrusyamaii aapukoleni virahanni migilchavu o prema novvotti vishadhama leka pashanama .....!!!!
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Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani. Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani.
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LOVE ANADI CHEWING GUMLANTIDI,ADI STARTINGLO MATHRAMA SWEETGA UNTUNDI KANI FRIENDSHIP ANADI CHOCLATE LANTIDI ADI CHIVARI VARAKU TASTE GANA UNTUNDI...........
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Mana Andhra Pradesh population 7 Crore paina vundi, veeri lo peddalu, pillalu, yuvathi yuvakulu, musali vallu, pilllu, students, verilo aneka mathalu anaga hindhus, muslims, christains..unnaru Enti.. E sodi antha anukunnara? just wait pai telipina vallalo e "cnu" kuda okadu ani cheppataniki chala garva paduthunnanu... aithe meku enti anukunutunnara... vella andharilo ippatike kontha mandi nidra loki vella swapnalokamulo viharisthunnaru...emi ledandi vadilo nenu okadine kada... nenu kuda nidra loki jarukuntunnanani cheppakane chepthunna.
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challani gali, nallani akasham, chukkallo chandrudu, chuttu cheekati, oorantha nishabdham neeku emani pisthundho gani nakku mathram nidhrosthundhi "g98"
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Entha uravaga erundalum athil unmayana anbu erundal than neengal vilagi nindralum ungalai virumbi varum
Birthday Text SMS
Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTs of LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
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Happy birthday love you sms
bcos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
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Happy birthday sms: someone
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Happy Birthday Wishes: Very happy B’Day
Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
Happy Birthday SMS: Super Duper birthdays sms
Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching you
with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 you
wish you a super duper happy birthday.
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTs of LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
love birthday sms, love txt sms, birthday txt sms, orkut birthday sms
Happy birthday love you sms
bcos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
love birthday sms, birthday txts, sms for birthday
Happy birthday sms: someone
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
hindi birthday sms, birthday shayari, love birthday sms, birthday poems, funny birthday sms, birthday greetings, urdu birthday sms, birthday txt sms
Happy Birthday Wishes: Very happy B’Day
Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
Happy Birthday SMS: Super Duper birthdays sms
Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching you
with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 you
wish you a super duper happy birthday.
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